Etsy is for Dudes, Sundance Fur Fest & Futher Spillage

• We have green souls, right? Rachel Comey is back with more Vegan Spillers. This time, the cap-toe oxfords are in a beige canvas upper with a green sole. $208 at Steve Alan

• Planet Green weighs in on, the horror!!! - living without your Blackberry. "I was like Gollum in the Lord of the Rings, devoted to fondling My Precioussssss."

• SUNDANCE FUR FESTIVAL : Heartless or Stupid? We know it's hard for celebs to express how rich they are, but you'd think the creators of the The Green would have an anti-fur policy at their festival. Sundance has become known for it's unhealthy association with fur-drenched celebs strutting around like idiots, literally. I mean you either have to not know how it's made, or not have a heart. Usually the ladies are taking heat for wearing fur, but check out these images of some less-than-men I'd like to sic Mac Danzig on: Ashton Kutcher, Wesley Snipes, Nick Cannon, and Nick Hogan, all from the Sundance Film Festival in 2010. Find out what you can to help end this archaic industry.

• Six Reasons for Dudes to Hit on Etsy

1. Shoot dirt dead with gun soap scented with black tea! Practice your best Dirty Harry while scrubbing your hairy-dirty areas. vegan glycerin soap base and scented with black tea. $8.50

2. Yes, it's OK to embrace the murse. But call it a portfolio and you'll sound so much manlier. UNI-LAP portfolio case, vinyl $125

3. Find great one-of-a-kind vintage like this Vintage Tan Faux-Suede Jacket $40

4. Don't Hurt the Bean Curd! Clever and/or offensive Organic cotton items like Tofu Never Screams and Small Hanging Wang Underwear! Also Skeletons and wings always make gentlemen happy.