Where can Seitan’s minions get rad, rock n’ roll clothing, accessories, customized vintage jackets and Seitanic recipes? The Church of Seitan – a fresh, London-based brand from rocker Michael Partouche (of Rodeo Massacre) that is taking a dark, clever approach to some issues regarding animals. Their online store will be launching soon.

The tote bags are pretty incredible, including the “I Only Wear My Own Leather“, and the “Sorry Baby, I Needed Shiny Shoes” tee. Brilliant. Don’t forget to become devoted followers of The Church of Seitan on Twitter.

WIN THE SEITANIC TOTE BAG, I Only Wear My Own Leather” simply by leaving a comment below, divulging your eternal love of Seitan (even if you are intolerant of glutanic henchmen). A winner will be selected at random by an evil, automated robot device on Friday April 1st. No foolin’.

(*contest is closed! congrats to reader Lauren () of http://hellopa.wordpress.com/)