Washing your mouth out with soap just got irresistable – visually at least. Have you ever wanted to rub s’mores, sushi, Swedish Fish, Oreos, pound-cake, Rice Crispy Treats, Ramen Noodles, or a full three-course brunch all over your body? Even in the special places? No? Well what about a Nintento Controller, dentures, puzzle pieces, or the soap from Fight Club?

It’s your lucky day. New York State crafters, Dirty Ass Soaps, allows you to stay clean with a sense of humor. All vegan, of course.

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